The Jerkiest US Presidents: A Comprehensive Ranking Based on Historical Standards

When discussing the ranks of the US presidents, one often thinks of the familiar and faceless figures of history. Yet, when delving into the more scandalous and less admirable aspects of their presidencies, some stand out as particularly egregious. This article explores the characters and actions of several US presidents who, by the standards of their own time, may have been seen as the biggest jerks. We'll review the controversial figures put forward by a self-proclaimed seer and provide a more detailed look at the behaviors and legacies that contribute to their respect (or the lack thereof).

Andrew Jackson: The Meanest Man in the White House

Andrew Jackson, a mere 7 years before the Civil War, is often cited as one of the more formidable jerks to ever occupy the Oval Office. Jackson was infamous for his lack of manners and his willingness to be aggressive and sour.

“Meaner than a rabid snake, Jackson was a man likely to cane you if you attempted to argue with him.”

James Buchanan: The Man Who Craved Power

James Buchanan's presidential term was marked by a number of failed opportunities. He had lusted after the presidency his whole political career, and despite coming to office with one of the best resumes of his time, he was ill-equipped to handle the looming crises.

“He came to office with one of the best resumes of his time... but was overcome by events and did nothing about the coming crisis.”

Andrew Johnson: A Dictatorial Dreamer

Andrew Johnson’s term as president was marked by a delusion of grandeur. A man who seemed to believe he had omniscient and dictatorial powers, he was also known for his erratic behavior. During his inauguration as Vice President under Lincoln, he was drunk and gave a rambling, incoherent speech.

“A man who seemed to think being President had given him omniscience and dictatorial powers. At his inauguration as VP under Lincoln he was drunk and made a rambling incoherent speech.”

Woodrow Wilson: The Rooms from the Top

Woodrow Wilson’s personality was just as commanding as his policies. He believed in his own infallibility, thinking he was the smartest man in the room, regardless of the circumstances. His profound self-regard led to several failures, including the failure of his policies and his presidency.

“Thought he was the smartest man in the room at all times... His unending self-regard led to the failure of his policies and Presidency.”

Warren Harding: The Tiny Tyrant with Big Dreams

Warren Harding’s presidency is a complex saga of lies, cronyism, and corruption. He was too small for the job but too weak to turn it down. Harding’s administration was marred by scandal, but a premature death shielded him from the consequences of his actions.

“Too small for the Presidency but too weak to turn it down. His lies, cronyism and crooked deals would have ended his administration but a timely death saved him from the crash.”

Lyndon B. Johnson: The Manipulative President

Lyndon B. Johnson was a formidable political operator, known for his Machiavellian tactics. Although he is somewhat revered in the historical record, his presidency was marked by his narcissism, manipulation, and dark political ambitions. Despite his skills, he ultimately left office when public opinion turned against him.

“A narcissist, a manipulator and likely unindicted coconspirator in unnumbered crimes. As a politician, he could read the weather and left office when popular sentiment was against him.”

Richard Nixon: The Self-Sabotaging Jerk

Richard Nixon, much like Woodrow Wilson, has his faults and foibles. Nixon’s self-doubt and self-loathing were manifest throughout his term. Although not as self-assured as Wilson, Nixon’s legacy is tarnished by his numerous ethical and political missteps.

“A lot like Woodrow Wilson with more self-doubt and self-loathing.”

Conclusion: A Final Assessment

While this list is subjective and based on individual perspectives, it provides a glimpse into the less savory aspects of some of the US presidents' leadership. After reviewing the characters and actions, it's clear that these presidents would be categorized as notable jerks in the grand scheme of US history.

Whether it's a case of engaging in erratic behavior, a display of narcissistic self-regard, or a willingness to act in corrupt and grandiose ways, these presidents stand out. While their legacies include significant accomplishments, there's no denying that they also left a mark on history as some of the more problematic leaders in the nation’s political landscape.

It’s important to remember that while these figures hold a place in history, their actions and policies can be subject to reevaluation over time. The lessons from their leadership styles can serve as a reminder for future generations on the pitfalls of grandiose ambition and poor judgment.